limecat

limecat
1. (Limecat) (1942↑, 166↓)
The ultimate god of cats everywhere. His head is capped by a natural outgrowth known as the "Mystic Rind", which originally was a solid lime. During the epic battle with [Clock Spider], several gashes were rent into the lime, creating a bang-like effect. Limecat responded by chewing off the Clock Spider's ninth leg and cast it into the sky, where it became the God of most religions. Limecat is seldom pleased, and only his priests have ever seen him do anything more than frown and glare. He has an illegitimate kitten, Linecat, who is marked by his lack of hair apart from his head and paws.

Limecat is our lord and savior. All hail Limecat.

Author: The High Priest of Limecat http://limecat.urbanup.com/530214
2. (Limecat) (498↑, 124↓)
Destroyer of Clockspider and his evil followers. Limecat is the one true god, the god of all. If you defy Limecat, he is known to give you the Frown of Doom which leads to decomposition of the penis. Limecat may also give you the Glare of Justice, which he was known to give to Clockspider before biting off his ninth leg. All hail Limecat, king of the universe, king of cats everywhere. He also uses pedigree.

Those who defy Limecat will come to know what life is like penisless.

3. (Limecat) (307↑, 84↓)
The Limecat knows all; The Limecat is not pleased.

"I was almost shot today, thank god the Limecat deflected the bullet with his helmet."

4. (Limecat) (196↑, 66↓)
The Master Of All. He is not pleased. He strives to defeat the evile [clock spider] and his followers.

Anyone that thinks Clock Spider is better than Limecat probably bought an N-GAGE.

5. (Limecat) (147↑, 43↓)
Limecat is the supreme ruler of all cats. His head has a natural beret which strongly resembles a cut-up lime, but is really a symbol of his power. Limecat is usually not pleased with the deeds and words of petty humans, and no one has ever claimed to catch him in a good mood. Limecat has come to challenge the mighty [Clock Spider], and LUE is now split in the decision of who is truly the Master of All.

Limecat is not pleased.

6. (Limecat) (144↑, 78↓)
Besides being supreme God of most religions, Limecat is also the sole creator of Limewire. He was kind enough to bring P2P to earth and us mortals.

I totally worship Limecat for his contribution to the pirating game.

7. (Limecat) (75↑, 87↓)
The one true god of all [LUEser]'s. His mystic rine bestows upon the wearer immortality and supreme knowledge. He controls LUE from behind the scenes, and is CjayC's earthly representation.

"Meow", Limecat is not pleased.

8. (LimeCat) (3↑, 30↓)
A gangster from the inner-city.

Tyrone- " Yo, I be real limecat fo' sho'. I be such a limecat dat y'all be hatin' on me. Ra'Shaun- "Yo dawg, ya'll ain't as much ova LimeCat as me, dawg.

Author: LimeCat means Gangsta, which i http://limecat.urbanup.com/4205085
Related: clock spider, eternal ferret, man wash, cat, cheesy hotel painting spider, god, overkill, shit breath, land it like sully, life
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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